Does anyone else ask themselves random questions? Here is a selection of the ones that float through my head.
- Why can my husband hear supersonic sounds through walls but cannot hear me when I ask a question?
- What age should females stop wearing mini-skirts?
- Or does it matter if we show are wrinkly knees? (I hope not because my most recent sewing project is shorter than I planned due to a lack of fabric!)
- If my phone is in my pocket, why does the alarm to alert me to the fact that I need to take my Warfarin still make me jump after all this time of taking the drug?
- Why do you not have time to read?
- Why does my laugh sound like it would be at home in a fish market?
- Why do slugs like beer?
- How can my youngest daughter sing for a hour non-stop?
- What have spiders done to gain their bad name?
- How can Dr Who regenerate again when he has used up his regeneration count?
- Did Rosencrantz and Guildernstern know they were dead?
- Did Sam Beckett ever make it home?
- How did someone decide that Salty Caramel would be a good flavour to try?
- Why does English English use more letters than American English?
- How come I can never find the right word when I need it?
- Why are jokes about flatulence always funny no matter how old you are? (They aren't, is that just me then?)
- Why does everyone have an artistic talent of some description?
- What did I come into the room for?
- Do I always get to embarrass my children?
- Why did I write this blog post?
And now a homage to a little boy who asked lots of questions:
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